Anne Devereaux is 36, divorced, stuck in a dull marketing job for artisanal cat litter, and flailing through app-based dating in sunny Tampa. Her biggest adventure? Raising her pirate-obsessed eight-year-old son, Max.

But after a disastrous sailboat date and a confessional mom-group chat about “liberating” items from the wealthy, Anne gets an idea. Fueled by boredom, ancestry, and Max’s imagination, she ditches the spreadsheets, buys a fixer-upper sailboat, and reinvents herself as Tampa Bay’s most unlikely Pirate Queen.

With a gifted sword, a crew of chaotic mom-friends, a salty mentor, and an antique cannon off eBay, Anne launches a hilarious campaign of petty plunder—stealing inflatable flamingos, craft beer, and a little dignity from the local yacht scene. But as #TampaPirateQueen trends, Anne must juggle her double life, a nosy ex, a sweet marine biologist, and her own midlife awakening.

“Anne, 36, Mom of 1, Pirate Queen” is a funny, feel-good romp about reclaiming your life, one high-seas heist at a time.